I wasn’t best pleased last November when a letter arrived from the London Borough of Sutton arrived demanding I give them £110 of my hard earned money (or £165 if I didn’t pay them within 28 days). The letter informed me that I’d parked in a restricted street during prescribed hours.
There was a picture of my car. So I was banged to rights, right? Er no. For a start, I couldn’t remember ever knowingly going to Sutton (although I’m sure I have at some point). Then I peered more closely at the picture of my car. It certainly looked like my car. But one of the letters of the number was different. (And after checking, we realised that our car had been in Hampshire all day!)
Doh. So there it was. The pen-pushers in the Parking Services (a euphemism for ticket issuers) department of the London Borough of Sutton (part of the the grandly titled Environment and Neighbourhood Directorate) couldn’t even read a numberplate correctly.
So there we have it. I’d been sent an erroneous bill – and no one likes getting a parking ticket – which had given me a startle. So how many times does this happen I wonder – and how many people (or businesses) pay without realising it was actually a case of mistaken identity?
And why, I thought, should I take time (and postage) writing back to these bureaucrats explaining why I wasn’t the guilty driver.
So I decided to bill them for my time in dealing with their mistake – and the postage cost of replying. It wasn’t the money, of course, it’s more the principle of us, as taxpayers, getting a rubbish service and having to deal with their mistakes. (And they certainly don’t give us ordinary citizens any leeway if we are ten minutes late back and past the ticket time at a pay-and-display car park.)
A tenner should do it, I thought, as I typed my name and address on A4 sheet and added “Invoice” to the top. “Bill for time spent replying to an erroneously sent penalty notice including dealing with form and postage for replying – £10,” I wrote.
My covering letter read: “I will not be paying this penalty charge as your own picture clearly shows that this is NOT my vehicle. Frankly I am amazed that your systems did not spot this. Please find attached an invoice for my time spent in dealing with this matter.”
A week or so later I received a letter from Sutton Council cancelling the erroneous parking fine. But no apology – and no tenner. Christmas came and went. Nothing from Sutton. In March to remind them. I emailed them: “To avoid the need for legal action, I would be grateful if you would arrange payment of the attached invoice which is now seriously overdue.”
That did the trick. A week later they wrote asking for my bank details – a few weeks later £10 appeared in my current account from the London Borough of Sutton. They never did apologise.
It was a very small victory, but perhaps they’ll check number plates more carefully in future before threatening innocent drivers with £165 fine. As Corporal Jones used to say in Dad’s Army… “They don’t like it up ’em!”
(c) Steve Clark 2013